I've got a passion for . . . "Passion. How else can I explain it?" he said. "I have a passion for what I do!" He naturally caught my attention when he used my favorite word..."Passion". There ...

So George Bush and Dick Cheney Are Talking George Bush and Dick Cheney are talking, when Bush suddenly complains "I hate all the dumb George Bush jokes people tell about me." Cheney, feeling sorry for his "boss," ...

Town Meeting A seedy-looking man was sitting in the first row heckling the mayor as he delivered a lengthy speech. Finally the mayor pointed to the heckler and said, "Will that gentleman who differs with me please ...

Tough Golf Shot A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before ...

Backseat Driver A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, ...

Old Money A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I ...